Southern Sirens

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Southern Sirens

Join the misadventures of five feisty, middle-aged Southern women on a beach getaway and get ready for plenty of laughs.

By Ilion Little Theatre

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Starts on Friday, June 2 · 7:30pm EDT


Ilion Little Theater Club 13 Remington Avenue Ilion, NY 13357

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About this event

Every year without fail, middle aged ladies, Grace, Lilah, Celia, Kristin, and Bridget, have an all-girls’ beach getaway. After checking in to the avant garde beach house, Atlantis, the five ladies begin drinking margaritas and divulging some of their biggest secrets to one another.

In her luggage, Grace finds her husband Preston’s pants wrapped up in her sarong. (It was a role playing thing.) In them, she finds a note from Dixie Lynn Lee, the local homewrecker, soliciting him into an adulterous affair.

This incident catapults the five friends into a series of comical law-breaking behaviors that culminate in the kidnapping of the local homewrecker Dixie Lynn Lee in order to teach her a lesson.

About the organizer

lion Little Theatre has entertained residents of the Mohawk Valley every year since 1924. The founders first met as a private club, rehearsing and performing in the attic of Lucille Worden's home, and then for a time at the Klippel house on Barringer Road.

In 1927 the group purchased the building that had served as the carriage house and stables on the Philo Remington estate. In this historic building, which has come to be referred to simply as "The Stables," they constructed a stage and auditorium which are still in use today, although both have undergone considerable renovation. The building was placed on the national and state historical registries in 1976.

The club became incorporated in 1930 as The Little Theatre Club of Ilion, NY, Inc. In 1968 the club's performances were opened to the public through the sale of subscriptions.

Today Ilion Little Theatre welcomes all adults who are interested in participating in community theater in any capacity, as either Active Members or Subscribers. The Active Members gather at a dinner meeting each month from September through May, to plan productions and to socialize.