“50 Shades of Felt” is based on an unnamed book that was turned into a movie of some renown… and yet it’s remains unlike anything you’ve ever seen. There are fornicating felties, mixed with bits of puppet anarchy in this irreverent, quirky, and innovative tale deemed mostly appropriate for mature audiences with immature tastes. Even though it dives into fur and felt and all things soft, there’s nothing soft about those naughty whips now, are there? Is this one for kids? Not just no, but hell no. Leave them at home and come get FELT up. You deserve it.