Ladies and gentlemen, Festivus has come once again. A time to air our grievances, compete in feats of strength and dance around the Festivus Pole.
Unfamiliar with the origin of this holiday, and the hit sitcom which inspired it? Educate yourself and watch this short clip:
This is arguably our favorite tradition here at T-REX, so bring your friends! We'll open the bar, order a mountain of pizza, and crank out a bangin' playlist. PLEASE be sure to RSVP, and encourage others to do so as well so we have enough food, capisce?
...Oh, and be sure to start training for the feats of strength; last year's arm-wrestling champ (Michael Lee) has been pumping iron in preparation and we all know how unrelenting he tends to be.
Feats of strength will include: Beer Stein Holding, Arm-wrestling, ping pong?
Party starts-- 5:30pm
Feats of strength-- 6:30pm
*Alcohol only available to those 21 and up, DUH.