Get your hideous sweaters out the attic, bust out those wool-lined leggings, go find a red tie at Nordstrom rack, or buy one of those crazy holiday designed suits - we don't really care how you do it, just get ready for the Grapes 11th Annual Xmas Show!

Will there be insane lights? Yes.

Will there be zany skits? Yes.

Will there be lots of confetti? Yes.

Will we play all your favorite Christmas hits? Yes.

Will Blaine make it to this year's show? Yes.

Are we going to put on the best Christmas party of the year? Yes.

Do you need this right now? Most likely.

This show is getting really close to being a teenager. In our 11th year, we're working hard to make this the most enjoyable, relatable, Christmas-able, and party-able holiday experience this side of the Mississippi.

This year's show features:

2 sets!

A holiday themed skit!

DJ Krampus spinning all your underground xmas hits