$42.05 – $49.05

0.5K: The Ultimate Underachievers "Run"

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Skylanes Bowling

7340 East Indian Plaza

Scottsdale, AZ 85251

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We’re ready to bring you the Largest, Laziest and MOST FUN “Run” of your life!

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Your favorite event of the year is back!

Registration is officially open for the third 0.5K: The Ultimate Underachievers “Run!” Check-in will be from 11:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. at SkyLanes AZ and we’ll keep the party going until 6 p.m. at Boondocks Patio & Grill!!

REGISTRATION INCLUDES

  • FOUR FREE DRINKS (1 beer, 2 shots, 1 glass of champagne)
  • An awesome souvenir T-shirt
  • A sweatband to help you through your 1,600 foot “run”
  • Free slice of pizza to help you carboload for the “run”
  • Free donut & champagne as you celebrate crossing the finish line
  • Amazing racing “bib” so we can still remember you when looking through pictures the next day. “Hey Jim, #271 was so much fun!”
  • A pretentious oval Euro-style 0.5K sticker that you can attach to your rear windshield to show everyone what a badass you are
  • A donation to Child Crisis Arizona

We know what you underachievers are thinking. Do I really HAVE to run? How FAR is a 0.5K?

We like to think of it as you can run, but the rest of us may point and laugh a little bit as we’re enjoying our pizza.

And a 0.5K = 0.3 miles = 1,640.42 feet = 19,685 inches. We have faith that every one of you can make it!

COST

  • $42.05 – Early Bird Pricing (Includes everything listed above). Good through midnight 08/27
  • $49.05 – General Registration with Souvenir T-shirt. Good through midnight 9/10 or when sold out.
  • $49.05 – General Registration without Souvenir T-shirt. Good through midnight 9/26 or when sold out.

This event will sell out; therefore, we will not have on-site registration for this event. You must be registered in advance.

NEW THIS YEAR

  • We increased the capacity to allow even more “runners.”
  • A portion of every single registration is going directly to Child Crisis Arizona (requested by many of our past “runners” in the post-”run” survey).
  • More food specials before the “run.”

PRIZES

Obviously, we have to have prizes to spice things up!

  • The Best Dressed Group will receive a prize package from PHX Fray!
  • The group that is the Most Fun // Loudest // Life of the Party will receive a prize package from SkyLanes AZ!
  • The Biggest Underachievers will receive a prize package from Boondocks!

ULTRA UNDERACHIEVER VIP PACKAGE

Feeling super lazy? We’re offering an Ultra Underachiever VIP Package to everyone!

An additional $40, with 100% of proceeds going directly to Child Crisis Arizona, will make you one of the most special people at the “run” and you’ll receive:

  • Skip the line pass at Check-in!
  • Extra slice of pizza for the “run”
  • Golf cart ride for the 0.5K to help save your legs during the “run”
  • Gatorade on the golf cart to replenish those electrolytes
  • A gold star! Seriously, who hasn’t missed getting gold stars?

SO MANY FUN THINGS

We’ll have 2 photographers on-site to document the run, so you don’t have to!

“Shotgun” start! **We’re popping a bunch of balloons, guys. Calm down!**

The finish line you’ve always dreamed of crossing. Because it’s at a bar with champagne, donuts, and a professional photographer to document it all!

Medical “tent” along the way. **it may just be a TV tray with barbie band-aids, but we think it will cover everything needed**

FULL ITINERARY

11:30 a.m. – 12:30 p.m. – Check-in @ SkyLanes AZ

Grab your wristbands and swag, and enjoy discounted food and drinks at SkyLanes AZ! Specials for all “runners” include ½ off all starters, $2 off all beers, and $5 House Margaritas, Wells, & House Wines.

1:00-3:00 p.m. – Stretch and Warm-up

We’ll have a registered instructor on-site to lead our pre-run “stretches.” We’ll then warm up with music and dancing as we’re bringing a DJ to get the party started with hits of the 80s, 90s, and today! Be prepared for some crazy/fun music during warmups!

3:00 p.m. – Starting Line Line-Up

Head outside & get ready for the shotgun start.

3:10 p.m.- RUUUNNNN!!

Or walk, we’ll most likely use the “conga line” method.

3:30 p.m. – Finish Line

Cross the finish line with your celebratory champagne and donut. Make sure to get your finish line photo taken to commemorate your journey.

ADDITIONAL INFO

0.5K registration is non-refundable and non-transferable.

You must be registered to attend. SkyLanes AZ will be closed down to the general public until 3:10 p.m.

All attendees must be 21 and over. If you are under 21 and purchase a ticket, you will not be allowed into this venue.

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