0.5K: The Ultimate Underachievers “Run”

0.5K: The Ultimate Underachievers “Run”

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$45.05 – $60

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Wasted Grain

7295 East Stetson Drive

Scottsdale, AZ 85251

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It’s official! The Largest, Laziest, and MOST FUN “Run” of your life is coming back to Old Town Scottsdale!

About this event

0.5K: The Ultimate Underachievers Color “Run!” is unlike any other run, and more like a walk to the finish line (it’s a bar... The finish line is another bar). This “run” takes you an exhausting 0.5 kilometers, which equates to 0.3 miles = 1,640.42 feet = 19,685 inches. We have all the faith in the world that every one of you will achieve this incredible athletic feat!

The Ultimate Underachievers “Run” will kick off at Wasted Grain Scottsdale. There, you’ll carbo-load on a slice of pizza and hydrate with a house shot and beer (all included with your registration). Before the “run” we’ll limber up in the most entertaining way possible and prepare for the shotgun start for the “run”! (no shotguns will be used, we’re using party poppers and we’re huge fans of sarcasm if you haven’t caught on yet)

Don’t worry, we will keep you hydrated along the way with a water station. Fear you may need first aid? Don’t worry, we have that covered too. The kit may only contain lollipops and Barbie bandaids, but hey, it will be there!

Upon finishing the clearly physically and mentally taxing 0.5k, you’ll celebrate crossing the finish line with what else but champagne and donuts! Oh and some victory music at Boondocks!



  • 🍻 FOUR FREE DRINKS (1 beer, 2 shots, 1 glass of champagne)
  • 🍕 1 free slice of pizza
  • 1 free donut and glass of champagne to celebrate crossing the finish line
  • 😎 A fanny pack to keep all of your belongings in
  • A pretentious oval Euro-style 0.5K sticker that you can attach to your rear windshield to show everyone what a badass you are
  • 1 COLOR powder pouch
  • 👍 Awesome race bib to prove you actually participated and so we can still remember you when looking through pictures the next day. “Hey Jim, #271 was so much fun!”


Saturday, September 10th, 2022 at 12:30 pm


  • $45.05 - Early Bird Pricing (Includes everything listed above). Good through midnight 5/4
  • $52.05 - General Registration. Advanced registration closes at midnight 9/8 or when sold out, whichever comes first.

This event will sell out; therefore, we will not have on-site registration for this event. You must be registered in advance.


12:30 p.m. - 1:30 p.m. - Check-in @ Wasted Grain Scottsdale

Grab your racing bibs and swag, and get the party started with some food and drinks!

1:30-2:30 p.m. - Stretch and Warm-up:

We’ll have an instructor on-site to lead our pre-run “stretches.” We’ll then warm up with music and dancing as we’re bringing a DJ to get the party started with hits of the 80s, 90s, and today! Be prepared for some crazy/fun music during warmups!

2:30 p.m. - Starting Line Line-Up:

Head outside & get ready for the shotgun start.

2:40 p.m. - RUUUNNNN!!

Or walk, we’ll most likely use the “conga line” method. With a fun stop to have a COLOR Party!

2:55 p.m. - Finish Line:

Cross the finish line with your celebratory champagne and donut. Make sure to get your finish line photo taken to commemorate your journey.

2:55-4:30 p.m. - Celebrate your accomplishments:

It’s time to PAAAARTY!! You just accomplished a feat that few have ever attempted. It’s time to grab a shot and celebrate the camaraderie you’ve built with your fellow “runners”!

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