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FAQ:

Q: 2 Drink minimum? Why? That Sucks!

A: 2 drink minimums have been a feature at comedy clubs about as long as "Take my wife... please" and "So where are you guys from?"  It's how we pay the bills and keep the laughter going for you every night.  Besides, you were gonna have 2 or 3 anyway, now you can tell your date you "they made me, honey."

Q: Do I have to drink alcohol as part of the 2 drink minimum?

A: Nope.  We know our comedy's so good, you don't need to drink to have a good time here.  We have a number of soft drinks, water, hot tea and coffee available.

Q: Do you guys serve food? A: Yes, we do! We have great "pub grub" like chicken fingers, sliders and onion rings.  Check out our full menu (PDF).

Q: What happens if I leave and forget to pay my bill?

While we have a 2-drink minimum, we encourage everyone to observe their own personal maximim.  If you do happen to overindulge and wander off before closing out, The Comedy Store will automatically add an 18% gratuity to your bill and charge your card for the total amount.  

Q: What if I left something behind or lost something last night?  Do you have a lost and found?

We sure do.  We keep your valuable left-behinds locked away in the Manager's Office, so you can come by the following day after 6 pm to retrieve them.

Q: Can i bring a friend who is 18?

A: Sorry, we are 21+ exclusively for all shows. 

Q: What about my friend who's turning 21 in two days?

Sorry, the answer is still no.  It's not us, it's The Man.  We like your friend, we just like our liquor license more.

Q: Can I have my birthday or company party at The Comedy Store? A: Absolutely!  We have many options for groups of all sizes.  

Q: Can I use my free pass?

A: Absolutely!  Comedy Store free passes are valid Sunday - Thursday in our Original Room and Saturdays in both the Original Room and Main Room.  We're sorry but we don't accept any free passes on Fridays.  (Psst...  Sundays and Mondays are FREE before 9 pm!)

One more thing, Comedy Store passes are not valid on outside produced shows (Trippin' on Tuesdays, Universal Comedy, etc.) and vice versa.

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