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Jerry Corley has been performing and
writing comedy for 17 years. Deftly using humor to bridge the gaps that
separate all of us, Corley's keen ability and cutting wit has been
pleasing audiences all over the country, often leaving them standing on
their feet wanting more. Nobody and nothing is free from ridicule as
Corley gets to work shattering the political correctness barrier.
He revs his socio-political engine sending the laugh meter to the
red-line in such rapid-fire succession, while on a disciplined course
toward inclusiveness, that even the most sensitive of audiences are too
busy laughing to risk being offended. And he keeps them in
side-splitting laughter right to the finish line!
This comedian pulls no punches, taking on everything from free
speech, to religion, to politics. Black or White; Gay or Straight; the
iconoclastic Corley shares his progressive message in such a pure
way—through laugh-packed humor with a surprise ending—that it leaves you
feeling that you were just hit with an All-American wallop!
Rob Rose
Rob rose is a comedian and a writer, who
currently resides in the greater Los Angeles area. Ok, nowhere in L.A.
is really "greater," which is why he actually lives way out in the
valley, but you get the idea.
Rob spent the first part of his comedy
career as one half of the highly energetic and wildly entertaining
comedy team of "Jake and Rob." Known later by the moniker, "Kinda
Stretchy." A name given them by their fans (ok, Jake's mom), for their
unabashed pushing of the "comedy envelope." They became so popular at
one point, their agent was being bombarded with requests for them to
come back and play at almost two of the clubs they had performed at.
Since going solo, Rob has enjoyed success
in his writing career, most notably, a screenplay and a television
pilot currently in development. When he is not skypeing with his son in
the same room at the dinner table, he loves writing "really cool"
things about himself in his comedy bio.
21+ Only
When & Where
Northern Lights Theatre Pub
3893 Commercial Street Salem,
OR 97302
Saturday, August 21, 2010 from 9:00 PM to 11:00 PM (PT)