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Lights, Comedy, Laughs! Live Stand-up Comedy at the Northern Lights Theatre Pub.
Saturday, August 15th at 9:30 pm. Doors open around 8:30.
Admission only $10.
Two Great Comedians:
Milt Abel - Milt Abel is a stand-up comedian with over twenty years of professional
experience: performing everywhere from comedy clubs to college
campuses, from conventions to television, from cruise ships to
corporate events. Milt's show is always hilarious, inclusive, and
devoid of offensive language or content. Offering the ability to
incorporate personalized material for that event's client, Milt's style
of stand-up comedy is anecdotal, with lots of real humor coming from
his travels, childhood, his wife and kids, and sometimes from just
getting dressed.
Susan Rice - Who doesn't love Susan? What's not to love? Early in her career
Susan starred as the Little Teapot on the "Wee Sing" video for
children. Susan didn't feel she had a career in portraying a teapot so
moved on to comedy and now headlines comedy clubs everywhere.
She was the opening comic on the now defunct "Pat Sajak Show" and
was a favorite on George Schatter's comedy specials on N.B.C. After
years in L.A. Susan opted for a normal life in Portland, as she
continues her comedy career with stand-up at many private parties.
When & Where
Northern Lights Theatre Pub
3893 Commercial Street Salem,
OR 97302
Saturday, August 15, 2009 from 9:30 PM to 11:00 PM (PT)