This performance is a DINNER SHOW. Tickets are not available online - to purchase tickets, contact our house manager, Kate Rice, at 215-923-4229 or krice310@aol.com

Just when you thought the stocks couldn't get any worse, Mask and Wig catapults you back to an era when money was tight and the thumbscrews were tighter in its 124th Annual Production, A Reptile Dysfunction. Enter a totalitarian kingdom where it's the last straw for a town of revolutionary peasants hungry for change — or at least more straw. When the king finally un-ignores the townspeople's misery, he does the the only reasonable and prudent thing he can: stage a fake dragon-slaying to dupe the masses into accepting a world where fairy tales exist and everyone lives happily ever after. But when a rivalry between the prince and his identical twin breaks out over the right to the throne, the royal family's plan unravels, leaving the town with a tale as old as time turned on its head. So get off your high horse, climb down from your ivory tower, and get your head into the gutter for a show with so many sworded puns you'll want to draw your blade and yell, "En tendre." Help us put the moat back in emotionally-charged undergraduate musical comedy, and come see A Reptile Dysfunction.