San Francisco, California
London, United Kingdom
VC Secrets Party (it's graduate level networking for fundable founders ONLY!) #SXSW #vcSecrets #06Mar14
Minimum you will need
- Landing page. (Your email URL must correspond to your landing page URL must correspond to your paypal billing email - This shitake matters to VCs bc they use this checklist. Calling it a VC algorithm is wrong bc its an effen checklist. Silly VC pattern recognizers!)
- AngelList page.
- One co-founder
- The ribbon that I mail you.
- Read and Respond to my blog post
tweeting "#vcSecrets @larrychiang, I read http://www.duck9.com/blog/stanford-engineering/the-vc-secrets-party-at-sxsw-will-have-a-pre-party-and-an-afterparty/
= bonus credit.
The hashtag for this party is #vcSecrets. The cost is free but I have significant expenses producing this networking party. In order to gain entry to this party, you must already have a badge in hand and a ribbon attached to your badge. If you're too poor to buy a badge, I will work with you.
The red ribbon you see underneath the badge will be mailed to you! After you RSVP, YOU MUST TEXT ME YOUR STREET ADDRESS for me TO MAIL YOU THIS RIBBON.
What does the ribbon look like?
LarryChiang Answer: It looks like this
Why is it so complicated. I just wanna do one-click RSVP-ing and drink free beer?
LARRY CHIANG answer: I don't think this is the party for you. Automated RSVP systems don't help the VCs I am friends with find the better founders.
Question: what is LCRRM?
The LCRRM Tix. LCRRM stands for Larry Chiang Reverse Rebate Model. It helps startups inside of ENGR145 get their first revenue. Still Free But You Gotta Show Up or Cancel Within 6 Hours When you show up and FB check-in, I will manually refund you. OR you can wordpress blog about this and I will send you a comp code for zero deposit. So, send me a link to your Wordpress blog post and I will eliminate your deposit.
if you would like a slightly lower deposit, use the code: bitlyvc0309b
or a cool cool party
Engineers are free (pay a refundable deposit of 96.00
Non engineers are $96.
VCs - your cost is 295. (I mean I have a Rolodex of VCs cellphone numbers already so I'll be doing email and SMS intros to the appropriate VCs whether they're at the party or not. (Since I value first investor signalling, the first five tickets, I will do under LCRRM model). Limit 5 tickets!
Service providers and pre founders with a job are $295.00 too(under LCRRM model). Limit 7 first tickets will get rebated!
LCRRM is a rebated tix once you show up and checkin on social media.
When & Where
Asse9 stands for Austin Secret Society of Entrepreneurs 9. It means if you're not striving to be entrepreneurial, you're asinine.
No we don't have a website or else it would not be very secret now would it
All we have is a hashtag that we rarely use '#asse9' but what we do have is a huge rolodex.
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