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Trainwreck Cabaret

Trainwreck Cabaret

Saturday, February 16, 2013 from 8:00 PM to 9:30 PM (PST)

Trainwreck Cabaret

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General Seating (Advance)
These are our General Seating tickets. Please arrive in a timely fashion to ensure you get the best possible seats. Doors open at 7:30pm. Admission at the door will be $20. There is limited seating, with a slightly restricted view, available at the door once Advance Sales have finished The Dark Room Theater is an All Ages Venue and asks that you do not bring alcohol into the theater.
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Trainwreck Cabaret captures the charm of off-color entertainment from the 1950s, with the sarcastic modern twist that could only come out of San Francisco. You’ll enjoy comedy, music, burlesque, and sword swallowing! For your entertainment, we’ve captured the best local talent from many different genres and put them together for a show you’ll never forget.

 

Eloisa Bravo (Hosting) Crazy comedy is her thing! Eloisa is a spicy Venezuelan that addresses the urban issues of a single woman. Packed with energy and cuteness she will make you laugh, assuming you are lucky enough to understand her accent. She was a semifinalist of Rooster T. Feathers comedy competition (2011) and has performed at the Purple Onion, Rooster T. Feathers, the Palm Beach Improv, the Miami Improv and the Hollywood Improv.

 

Francine Dead (Burlesque Dancer) Francine is the product of Vaudeville, Worker Bee's, and the American Dream. Inspired by classic Hollywood glamour, this Femme fatal intends to ignite you with delight! Brash and passionate Francine has an insatiable thirst for love, beauty and the unknown. This Fire eating, Burlesque performer may appear to have an icy exterior...but watch her work the stage and it is apparent she smolders within. You can see Francine Dead perform from one end of the bay to the other. Weither it be burlesque at RedHots or Fire for Hoodslam, this is an act not to be missed.

 

Hernan Cortez (Sword Swallower) Wow!!! Is the only way to describe this amazing performer. Hernan has more than 20 years amusing children and adults alike with his extraordinary act. He goes beyond what a human body can do and he will show you the magic of the circus brought to the stage! This Daredevil preforms all over the Bay Area and he is definitely a treat to the eyes and the mind!

 

Sheba Queen of the Night (Burlesque Dancer) Born in a sea of mermaids in New York city but began shakin' it on a stage in Oakland, CA. Sheba, originally from the SF Bay Area, currently residing in Los Angeles, CA but no matter where she is her home is where her art is. Her pasties travel at times, she has performed in Reno, NV, Sacramento, CA, Sebastapool, CA, Long Beach, CA and throughout the greater Los Angeles and SF Bay area. She is inspired by and adores drag queens and drag kings, vaudeville sideshow and is memorized by classic burlesque and old hollywood glamour. Her performance art dazzles and delights with sex-positive kinky themes and her fierce feminist views. You may see her wrapped in furs and sequins or strapped in lace and leather, depending on her mood. She exudes sensuality with every step...luring...conjuring...and will have you purring for more.

 

Sydney Sin (Blues Singer) Raised in the Bay Area and resurrected from Hell, Sidney Sin sold her soul to entertain. With the voice of an angel and the mind of a sexual deviant, this sultry banshee takes burlesque and stitches it together with wit and revenge. Ms. Sin debuted at Tourettes Without Regrets and can be seen at several local shows, including Seduction Fèroce.

 

Brian Fields (Storyteller) Dr. Fields (yes, this guy has a PHD) funny, outrageous, and shocking comedy has made him stand out in the San Francisco Comedy scene. He is considered to be the new Lenny Bruce (at least one person said so). He was a Battle of the Bay finalist (2010) and has performed at the Purple Onion, Rooster T. Feathers, and the San Jose Improv.

 

Pippi Lovestocking (Drag Queen Comedienne) Pippi Lovestocking is the drag personae of actor Scot Free of San Francisco.Originally from a small town in North Carolina just outside of Raleigh, Scot was never the type of kid to hide his light under a bushel. An aspect of his personality that was not embraced by the conservative southern baptist citizenry of his hometown. "I was raised within the church but still turned out gay, must've been all the snake handling" quips Scot when asked about his sexuality.

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When & Where


The Dark Room Theater
2263 Mission St
San Francisco, CA 94110

Saturday, February 16, 2013 from 8:00 PM to 9:30 PM (PST)


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Trainwreck Cabaret

Trainwreck Cabaret captures the charm of off-color entertainment from the 1950s, with the sarcastic modern twist that could only come out of San Francisco. You’ll enjoy comedy, music, burlesque, and sword swallowing! For your entertainment, we’ve captured the best local talent from many different genres and put them together for a show you’ll never forget.

 

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The Dark Room Theater FAQ

 

Can I Bring In Booze?

 

Nope! The Dark Room Theater is an all ages venue that could be shut down if the wrong people happened to see booze inside!

 

Aw... But Really?

 

Yes... Really and for realsies.

 

Where Are The Restrooms?

 

The restrooms are located past the stage, down the hall, red doors on the left.

 

So, Can I Use Them During The Show?

 

During the majority of performances at The Dark Room Theater we ask that unless it is an emergency you use the restroom before the show begins or after it has ended. Shows almost never run longer than one hour.

 

The Show I REALLY Wanted To See Sold Out Online! Help What Do I Do?

 

Shows at The Dark Room Theater have limited seating with a slightly restricted view available at the door, once doors open. Doors tend to open 30 minutes before the show's starting time. No tickets will be sold at the door before the doors open.

 

What If I Call/Email/Knock On The Door/Offer A Vial Of Blood AND/OR Unborn Child?

 

Still the same deal as above... Please don't do the last one.

 

I Keep Calling The Night Of A Show Because I Have Questions, Why Won't Anyone Pick Up?

 

Due to how frantic things can get as we gear up for our shows we turn the ringers off generally around an hour before a night of shows begins. Also, we don't like it when shows get interrupted by phones ringing. This means that if we have shows running until 12am, the phones are off until then. You can always send in an email, which has a far better chance of being noticed.

 



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