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Unfortunately, tickets for this event are no longer on sale.
Awesome event, you have to be there to see. It's so awesome we can't tell you about it. We tried, and typing in the words set our keyboard on fire! Just knowing the details of what we plan to do can tear your brain apart. It's so awesome, we can only think about it while on powerful anti-psychotic drugs with our heads immersed in ice water. We went out to buy a gallon of milk, and mentioned one of the things we're going to do to the clerk. She exploded. Right there in the grocery store, there were bits of clerk all over our clothes.