RoastSF Presents: The Roast of a B*s-Riding Techie
Saturday, April 12, 2014 from 6:30 PM to 9:00 PM (PDT)
San Francisco, CA
If you've never expereienced a live comedy roast, stop that. This is a comedy experience unlike any other, and definitely one for the bucket list. People have literally laughed so hard they peed themselves (okay they were also really really drunk, but hey... it happend).
This month we'll be roasting one of the most hated people by all of San Francisco's "native" people (native meaning they've lived in SF for atleast 2 years)........ The no good, clean faced, home stealing, bus-riding techies!!!!!
RoastSF Presents: The Roast of a Bus-Riding Techie
Our guest of honor, (NAME REDACTED), is a Bay Area transplant originally from (SOMEWHERE). He was a good kid until he moved to San Francisco. Then he started getting into bad things. Every day he started getting up and riding a bus to Silicon Valley where he works in Technology. His filthy rich employers pay him their pocket change, probably in the millions. Get this, then he has the nerve to ride that bus back to sleezy, jenky, crackie old San Francisco. Where he spends money, his money, here, in this city, which is gross, and it drives up rent.... So get your egg cartons and your best protest sandals it's our turn to defend our slice of sleezy jenky crackie San Francisco. Or if you're stupid come defend the guy. All are welcome!
This Months Dirty Dais:
Aldrich Teruel (Why you got two last names brah?)
Cedric King (Not the cool ruler type King)
Juan Medina (It takes Juan to know Juan)
Pete O'Keefe (It's O'K to hate him)
Destini Iron Bryant ()
Ed Wee (Ma-yaw San Fwancisco)
Jeremy Talamantes (Available mild or spicy)
RoastSF is an old school Friars Club/Comedy Central type roast. We get messed up and we go hard. Drinking is encouraged, sensitivity... is not.
After seeing our show other people have been quoted saying things like:
"Wow" -Some Audience Member
"He died from laughing to hard." -The Medical Examiner after our last show
"Wish they put that show on at my club" -A major comedy club owner
"Two Asian thumb up" -Ed Wee (Ma-yaw San Fwancisco)