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MY HEART WILL GO ON... A BOAT (door tickets still available)

Swimming Cities

Saturday, February 16, 2013 at 10:30 PM - Sunday, February 17, 2013 at 3:30 AM (PST)

New York, NY

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$30, or $25 in costume


Cash only!


WestillhaveticketsavailableatthedotA Valentine's Redemption Booze Cruise 
Of Titanic Proportions
aboard the majestic RMS Queen of Hearts 
presented by  Swimming Cities collective, Fur Coat Boat Club, and Tinseltown Legitimate Industries LLC

Boarding @ 10:30
Boat departs at MIDNIGHT SHARP booze cruise + dance party
Don't be late, you'll miss the boat and the boat will miss you!

See if your ex says she's going on Facebook
Proceeds from this party help fund the next incarnation of the Boatel



Did you totally fuck up on Valentine's day ? Have to make it up to her ? Took the wife to a nice dinner, but don't know where to take the mistress? What could possibly be more romantic than getting drunk on a sexy, super well-heated, fully functional river boat lifted straight out of a Huck Finn Themed Casino in Dubai? With three levels, two full sound systems, and two abundantly-stocked bars, come prepared for the plushest party we've ever thrown.

Put on your frock coats & vests & cardboard monocles & ascots & stoles & spats, and be prepared to take all that shit off again for insane dancing with...

THE PENDULUM SWINGS
(10-piece swing band featuring Jason Trachtenburg)

$MALL ¢HANGE
(vinyl addict, WFMU/Rubulad)
JORO BORO

(balkan-infused mashup, Black Rock City)
2MELO

(trans-global ghetto bass, Cumba Mela)
TINSELTOWN
(foreign language hip hop, insipid love songs)


And for all you singles out there, when love is a bitch rogue iceburg that gouges your hull open, we know that all you want is to escape to your Titanic-themed junior high school dance.  Except this time it's on a boat, with all your friends, a lot more liquor and way better music. There's enough room in the lifeboats of our hearts for all you sexy fuckers with activities for the lustful and love-sick including...


Free swing dance lessons at eleven sharp
Affordable drink specials at both swank bars
Oyster shucking and kissing booth
A Musical Chairs / Love Seat Elimination Strip Challenge
A Chocolate Eating Contest, for a fantastic prize, guess what the prize is
Dr. Adventure's Patent Heart Chakra Shock Therapy
Tantalizing stiptease by Rococo Caine
Manicures, Pedicures, and Mystery Spa Services
Complimentary Mouthwash Jello Shots, to increase your odds and improve your oral hygiene
A thousand luftbaloons balloon drop at midnight because why not
Bonemeal and Earwig Honey

COSTUME SUGGESTIONS
:

Gentlemen: Sheepish and preoccupied, Jack of course, half-naked fireman (money saver), non-threatening emo guy, any of those soap opera vampires, the Crow, half-Thor-half-John Cusack, best Jude Law impersonator gets in free.

Ladies: Available, Peg Bundy, really giggly, over it, Rose of course, inverse burqa, Bukowski bar fly, dangerously big hair, cashmere bikini, short skirt and a long jacket, we don't have to tell you girls what's cute, you take us to school on that every day, you're beautiful.

Please no BYOB out of respect for the venue. 21+ with ID.

Have questions about MY HEART WILL GO ON... A BOAT (door tickets still available)? Contact Swimming Cities

When & Where


Queen of Hearts Party Boat, board at Pier 78
455 12th Avenue
New York, NY 10018

Saturday, February 16, 2013 at 10:30 PM - Sunday, February 17, 2013 at 3:30 AM (PST)


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