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MORTIFIED OAKLAND'S DOOMED VALENTINE'S-Presales Sold Out-Limited tix @ door

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Friday, February 14, 2014 from 8:00 PM to 11:00 PM (PST)

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 MORTIFIED FEB PRESALES ARE SOLD OUT BUT THERE WILL BE LIMITED TICKETS AVAILABLE @ THE DOOR WHICH OPENS AT 630. THERE ARE ALSO PLENTY OF TIX AVAILABLE FOR OUR MARCH SHOW 3/13 AVAILABLE HERE: 
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/mortified-oakland-march-tickets-10549350391
 

 
COME SEE OUR BIGGEST SHOW OF THE YEAR! OUR 8TH ANNUAL "DOOMED VALENTINE'S SHOW". DON'T MISS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO LOVE SINCE VIAGRA!

Cupid's arrow has struck MORTIFIED and February 13th & 14th we're going to watch it bleed down the isle of MORTIFIED! Join us once again for our ANNUAL DOOMED VALENTINES SHOW! IN SF AND OAKLAND!
We have compiled some of the best, worst, most awkward, and odd love related pieces that Mortified has to offer! Share the pain, the awkwardness, the necking, the dry humping, the wretched love poems.
Come see our biggest show of the year! This one is not to be missed!
FEATURING AS HOUSE BAND: THE REUNION OF THE ORIGINAL 3 MCs & ALL ORIGINAL MEMBERS OF THE IMPROV COMEDY/FREESTYLE RAP SENSATION KNOWN AS THE FREEZE!
Plus Contests,Giveaways & 80's DJ Dance Party After!

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?????????????

ALL TIX & INFO: http://www.getmortified.com/live

MORTIFIED is Thursday Feb 13th at THE DNA LOUNGE-375 Eleventh ST, SF, CA.
AND Friday Feb 14th in Oaklandy @ The Uptown 1928 Telegraph Ave, Oakland)
Doors open @ 630pm, Show @ 730pm- SF-$15 adv; $21 @ door
Doors open @ 630pm, Show @ 730pm- OAKLAND-$16 adv, $21 @ door

Mortified Is:

Hailed a "cultural phenomenon" by Newsweek and featured frequently on This American Life, Mortified is a comic excavation of teen angst artifacts (journals, poems, letters, lyrics, home movies, schoolwork) as shared by their original authors - in front of total strangers. As the largest and longest-running project of its kind, our grassroots comedy collective has spent years sifting through hundreds of otherwise forgotten notebooks while paving the way for a strange new brand of entertainment.

After all, where else can you hear grown men and women confront their past with firsthand tales of their first kiss, first puff, worst prom, fights with mom, life at bible camp, worst hand job, best mall job, and reasons they deserved to marry Bon Jovi?

Participants include a wide range of people, from professional performers (comics, celebrities, singers) to total amateurs (architects, ad execs, salesmen) all in the noble pursuit of personal redemption through public humiliation. Share the shame.

WHO LIKE-LIKES MORTIFIED:

"See it!" (Jane Magazine)

"A comic cringe fest!" (Backstage West)
"Some of the juiciest real life tragedies." (TimeOut NY)
"Self-deprecation taken to a whole new level!" (New York Press)
"Never laughed so hard!" (Los Angeles Confidential)
"Heartbreakingly hilarious tales of personal woe & social catastrophe!" (Flavorpill)


Who is The FREEZE? They are half improvisational comedy/ half freestyle hip hop.They are a group of musicians and verbally deft MCs who tackle the foibles of daily life in a completely improvised freestyle rap show that uses audience suggestions to inspire their songs!

Featuring Jelly Donut (Andrew Bancroft), Mr. Diggs (Daveed Diggs), Super K (Kyra Gordon), Junkyard (Olive Mitra), P.I.O.M. (Sanjay Pardanani), Gift of Godvien (Brian Rodvien), Agent Smith (Mike Smith), and Two Touch (Anthony Veneziale).


"One cup Beastie Boys, one cup 'Saturday Night Live' and a pinch of P-Funk adds up to a dizzying dose of creativity."
– AOL CityGuide

http://www.thefreezesf.com

SHARE THE SHAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IMPORTANT EVENT NOTES:

  • COST: $16 advance; $20 at door (all tickets are for General Admission)
  • SEATING: All seating is FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED. Tickets only ensure admission. Arrive 30 min. prior to showtime help ensure seats.
  • AGES: 21+. No minors.
  • DOOR TIMES: House doors open 60 min. prior to an event (usually about 7pm).

See you at the show!

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If advance ticketing is sold-out, there are almost always tickets available at the door. A wait list forms prior to show, as we do our best to get people in. Please note, tickets bought at the door for a sold-out show are generally for standing room only.

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ALSO AVAILABLE - MORTIFIED BOOKS!

 

 
 
Mortified: Love Is a Battlefield - In Stores Now + Mortified: Real People, Real Pathetic
Have questions about MORTIFIED OAKLAND'S DOOMED VALENTINE'S-Presales Sold Out-Limited tix @ door? Contact MORTIFIED

When & Where


The Uptown
1928 Telegraph Avenue
, 94612

Friday, February 14, 2014 from 8:00 PM to 11:00 PM (PST)


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