"One Pastie to rule them all, One Pastie to find them, One Pastie to bring them all and in the spotlight bind them."
The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glitter and rhinestones! Lord of the Pasties sold out the Red Palace in DC and now we're bringing the adventure to the southern lands of Middle Earth---Richmond!
In celebration of the long-awaited film release of "The Hobbit," the beings of Middle Earth invite you to a celebration to rival all the feasts of Hobbits, Dwarves, Elves, and Men. There will be burlesque, bellydance, and sideshow featuring some of your favorite characters from Tolkien’s literary masterpieces "The Hobbit" and "The Lord of the Rings."
Coming together from the lands of Middle Earth stretching between Richmond and Philadelphia are:
Belladonna (DC) Buster Britches (Richmond) Cheríe Sweetbottom (DC) Deanna Danger (Richmond) Eyrie Twilight (Philly) Memento Mary (MD) Mourna Handful (NoVA) Oneira and Eugenia of Transcendence Tribal (Baltimore)
And leading the Fellowship on this sexy journey is our goblin hostess, Wedji Tucheeks (DC).
So if you’ve ever wondered what Elves wear under those long robes or what a female Dwarf looks like or if big, hairy feet can be sexy, then come to this show, whether by foot, by horse, or by Eagle!
***We will have a costume contest so dressing as your favorite Hobbit/LOTR character is highly encouraged***
Gallery 5 200 Marshall St. Richmond, VA 23220
Doors@8:00 p.m. Show@9:00 p.m. $10, pre-sale; $15@the door 18+
**LOCAL SUDS BREWS & BURLESQUE TOUR**
Local Suds is holding a local brewery tour with 3 stops, dinner + show admission for $50! Everyone knows Hobbits (and Dwarves) love beer! Dress up as one, have a great time visiting 3 of Richmonds independent breweries, and drink like Middle Earth depended on it!