We moved in June, but we're poppin bottles in August!
Cassie (Me!), Juliana and Tyrone invite you to join us at our new, beautiful home to be apart of our Housewarming Shindig.
The Bangin B's
- Beers and/or Bottles (pick your poison)
This is a 4/20 friendly event!
If yo momma taught you any manners, you should know to never show up to a housewarming party empty-handed. We're not asking for a refrigerator or a puppy, damnit!
We'd appreciate food, alcoholic beverages, Artwork, Nik-Naks, etc. Pretty much anything is appreciated.
If you get belligerent, you will either be sleepin on the couch in our apartment or escorted to the train station, depends on how much we love you. :)
For all you non-cat lovers, I do have two cats, so if you're allergic....stay yo ass in the backyard.
On another note, we would love to see all of your beautiful faces, and it would be a pleasure to have you turn up in our humble abode!
BTW. I am well aware that we live in a semi-ratchet neighborhood, but we do NOT accept ratchet drama. So keep that shit at home in your top drawer. We are not scared to give yo ass the boot! :)
If you need any directions, call Cassie (646) 575-3879.