Since the dawn of Pride, DC has gathered together on the final night to celebrate around the campfire (err, the DJ booth). But 35 years later, with the help of Brightest Young Things, it's time for the pride party to evolve...
Sponsored by Smirnoff.
This year, Capital Pride and BYT are teaming up to bring you your favorite DJs from the hottest parties in DC. It'll be like no pride party in history - so we're going back to prehistory, rounding up our dinosaur buddies, and throwing them all together in a room full of the sexiest cavepeople from DC and beyond.
21+ tickets are $25 in the pre-sale, but will be more at the door! BYT events always sell out, so get your ticket now or you'll be left out in the cold.
The first 300 guests will get a free drink ticket!
Now, check out this insane lineup:
Shea Van Horn (MIXTAPE, RAW) | Natty Boom (Anthology of Booty) | Matt Bailer (MIXTAPE, Peach Pit) | Junebullet (She.Rex, First Ladies DC Collective) | DJ MAJR (SHIFT) | Ca$$idy (Garutachi) | DJ RAD (Pink Sock) | miss lesbanAnnie (Anniething Goes, Happy Hour ShenAnniegans) | DJ TMY (Maison) | Bil Todd (RAW)
(Lineup subject to amazing additions).
We're taking over the iconic Washington Hilton to construct this dinofantasy - home of inaugural balls, Miss Adams Morgan, and now a volcano. Here's some of the amazing stuff we've got planned:
Dance your face off in the Jungle of Desire, complete with erupting volcano/dj booth, sexy sexy go-go dancers, and a totally insane sound and light system (+ LASER).
Find a hot cavelady in the Bedrock Cave, with glowing stalagmites, cavefog, and shimmering cavewalls.
A FUCKING SIX FT. T-REX ICE LUGE
Living balloon dinosaur on stilts (wait till you see it)
Appearances by pre-history's sexiest superstars
Chill out with some ice-age-cold drink specials sponsored by Smirnoff
MORE TO COME
Cave attire recommended.
THIS JUST IN. The Hilton is offering everyone a totally fucking insane room rate:
WTF that's like the cheapest rate at a Hilton ever.
Just call 202-483-3000 and ask for the "Capital Pride" rate.
In case you're not totally convinced as to how amazing this is going to be, here are some visual aids: