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Bawdy Storytelling's 'No Holds Barred' (SF)

Bawdy Storytelling

Wednesday, December 11, 2013 from 8:00 PM to 10:30 PM (PST)

Bawdy Storytelling's 'No Holds Barred' (SF)

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Ticket Type Sales End Price Fee Quantity
Bawdy's 'No Holds Barred' (General Admission) Ended $12.00 $1.65
Bawdy's 'No Holds Barred' (VIP Seating - includes a free cocktail) Ended $25.00 $2.37

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VIP seats are only available in Advance/Online - & there are only a few left....
Winner of the SF Weekly’s 2013 Best of San Francisco, the LA Weekly’s 2013 Best Of Los Angeles & the SF Bay Guardian’s 2013 Best of the Bay Award
"The Moth for Pervs" - LA Weekly
Performers include:
- "The Golden Retriever on Espresso of Sex Education' Reid Mihalko
- Sister of Perpetual Indulgence "Floozy!" Flora Goodthyme
- Tattooed Temptress PiercedAngel
- 'Dirtiest Storyteller of 2013' Winner Matt Matthews
- Audience favorite J-Delicious (it's been so long!)
- BawdySlam Champion Lesley Jones
- Santa Palmer decks your halls (hey, is that a candy cane or are you just happy to see me?)
- Boylesque performer & ManMeat ENORMVS
- Bang-O prizes from Pleasures of the Heart San Rafael
- The @GrilledCheezGuy (& Mr. Flan) will be there to fill your piehole

For the past (almost) 7 years, Bawdy Storytelling has been entertaining, educating, and erectifying™ audiences in San Francisco and beyond. Known as "The Moth for Pervs," Bawdy features Real People and Sexual Rockstars sharing their honestly awesome sexual exploits in 10 minutes or less – yep, we’re talking no scripts, no nets, & absolutely no filters. Host & Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour revels in bringing the unexpected, hilarious and transcendent to the stage, so join her and some surprising local heroes for a Wednesday night that’s sure to shock, stimulate and spur you into make that shared taxi more than just a ride home.
• known as 'No Holes Barred' to our friends
The Nation's Original Sex + Storytelling series featuring Real People & Rockstars sharing their Bona Fide Sexual Exploits in 10 minutes or less
"Dixie De La Tour's scandalous, over-the-top Bawdy Storytelling series" - SF Weekly

Performer Bios:
- Sex and relationship expert Reid Mihalko teaches adults how to create more self-esteem, self-confidence and greater health and satisfaction in and out of the bedroom. Reid is a sought after speaker who lectures at colleges across the country and has presented and keynoted at dozens of conferences on relationships and sexuality. The workshops he’s designed continue to be taught all over the world and have been attended by over 40,000 people. Reid has appeared on CBS’ The Doctors, Oprah’s Our America with Lisa Ling on OWN, Bravo’s Miss Advised, the Emmy award-winning talk show Montel, Fox News, VH1, Showtime’s Penn & Teller’s Bulls**t!, on NPR, Sirius’ Maxim Radio and Cosmo Radio, and in Marie Claire, GQ, Details, Seventeen, People, Newsweek, The Washington Post and The National Enquirer, as well as media across the globe in twenty-seven countries and at least fourteen languages.

- Sister "Floozy!" Flora Goodthyme has been a member of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence and kicking Butt in the community for over 10 years, for the past 13 years Sister Floozy! has been a freelance Make-up Artist for the Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater and has worked on the beautiful women of the Miss USA and Miss Universe pageants, while teaching make up courses for Kryolan and the Academy of Art..activist, artist, dj, freak and world traveler, Sister Floozy has seen or done it all while still trying to push the envelope.

- Matt Matthews is the Winner of Bawdy's 'Dirtiest Storyteller of 2013' Trophy & Title. He's an obedient nerd who has exchanged a life of religious servitude for happier adventures as a sub in San Francisco. He works in Higher Education and writes on the side, although his penchant for whiskey cuts into time spent penning. His awkward introversion has led to a slew of compromising positions, most of them on all fours.

- Lesley Jones lives with her partner and two cats in Oakland. Homeschooled as a child, she has recovered well, and now works as a scientist.  Although exploring the kink community, attempting aerial silks, and rocking out on cello are cool pastimes that happen sometimes, she is more likely to be found at home shame-watching Nashville, or satisfying a relentless board games fetish that, to be absolutely clear, DOES include Magic The Gathering. Coffee has been a large part of shaping who she is, as a person.

- Piercedangel has seen the power of a fully armed and operational battle station. She would like you to know that her brother is coming with many Fremen warriors. She never has the money with her. If you throw her the idol she WILL throw you the whip. She is a  Mach 1 plus attack helicopter. She has fled the Cylon tyranny. She was sentenced by a military court for a crime she didn’t commit! She is the one the legends spoke of and… she has true grit.

J-Delicious has been a certified Sexuality Educator since 1998 and teaching sex education to youth and adult for 20 years.  She earned her Masters of Divinity, with a concentration in human sexuality and theology. She is known for her quick wit and her ability to bring respectful hilarity to the topic of human sexuality.  She was formerly the volunteer coordinator for St. James Infirmary, SF's sex worker health clinic. She currently is running her own sex education organization called SuperstarHealthEducation.com to over 3000 students of San Francisco's public schools. She also has been trained by the Body Electric School as sacred intimate and teaches erotic arts to San Francisco's sex positive party communities. She provides counseling for poly, perverts, kinksters and queers.  In her spare time she also does pussy art, and creates hand made high quality silicone dildos, live cast from her favorite penises of the Bay Area. She's a busy beaver.

- Palmer Lamb is a professional weirdo living in San Francisco and the official barker at Bawdy Storytelling. He is often spotted glitzing down the streets in costume and roller skates. He uses skills in mold making, life casting and costume construction to create 'sculpture for a body in motion'. The power of presence in public spaces and its effects on evacuating minds are compelling motivations in his work. "I'm here to interrupt the commercial."  

- ENORMVS is a founding member of two premiere all male burlesque companies (SF Boylesque and The Bohemian Bretheren), Enormvs hails from the island paradise of O'ahu and worked his way out of The Tropics through exotic dance and animal husbandry.

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When & Where

Verdi Club
2424 Mariposa Street
San Francisco, CA 94110

Wednesday, December 11, 2013 from 8:00 PM to 10:30 PM (PST)

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Bawdy Storytelling

Bawdy Storytelling ("The Moth for Pervs" - LA Weekly) is America's Original Sex+Storytelling series featuring Real People & Rockstars sharing their bona fide sexual exploits, live onstage. This award-winning performance series is currently monthly in San Francisco and Los Angeles, & expanding to new cities every day. Storytellers are an eclectic mix of authors, sex educators, poets, comedians and actors - along with real people just like YOU who have submitted their stories online and were chosen for their panache and sense of (mis)adventure.

Wanna get Bawdy? Contact Dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com

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