Alex Schmitt's Mr. Marina Fundraising Page
On January 18th @ 10am, you can purchase tickets to Mr. Marina 2013 in support of Alex Schmitt HERE.
Rodney Alexander Decomo Schmitt, often referred to as Schmitt, spawned from a man that could walk the entire length of a football field on his hands, and a woman of Italian decent, who only gives birth to real men.
When he reached puberty at the tender age of 9, he was given a baseball bat, a tennis racket, a golf club, a pair of skis, a speedo, dancing shoes, a microphone, cleats, a fishing pole, and a rifle, and was told not to come back until he had mastered the art of them all. Needless to say, his absence was brief.
Alex is the complete triple threat, though these days the dancing mostly occurs at local venues, such as KTs, East Side West, Comet Club, or Hifi. Contrary to popular belief, Schmitt’s strongest and most impressive muscle to flex is his vocal chords. It has been said, according to some Hollywood myths, that Justin Bieber lip syncs to Alex's homemade shower sessions. His voice, however, is saved for more meaningful moments with Bread and Roses, a group dedicated to entertaining senior citizens, the homeless, and disabled community members.
And we mustn’t forget his extensive commitment to Hurricane Relief that can only be matched by his philanthropic efforts with the Bachelors of San Francisco.
After a mentally draining day at Bank of America, Alex returns to his humble abode that overlooks the Marina green, to whip up a carb free/protein rich meal in adherence to his fat burning/muscle building diet regimen. His college GPA directly corresponds to his body fat percentage, 4.0-ish.
The only thing Schmitt likes more than Marina Mommies, is the opportunity to rip his shirt off while shot gunning a bud light at Frat Mason; Fort Mason being one of his favorite venues to show off his athletic prowess. He can be found there when he’s not out-driving Tiger or rallying with Federer.
With his elegant Martha's Vineyard style and scratch handicap, Rodney Alexander Decomo Schmitt embodies the Marina with every breath he takes and every move he makes. You’ll surely be watching him in the upcoming competition, but more preferably voting for him.
He is your friend, your sidekick, your partner in crime, your bro, and potentially your future husband, but, most importantly, he is your Mr. Marina 2013 and he won't let you down.
Slap Cancer is a group of young professionals in San Francisco who fundraise on behalf of The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. All ticket sales and dollars raised through The Mr. Marina Competition goes directly to the Greater San Francisco Bay Area Chapter of LLS. For more info on how your donations are funding life saving cancer research, visit http://lls.org/sf
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