Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences any more. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to eat lobster, and should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, 'We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on, we're going to eat lobster.' Today we celebrate our independence day!"
Because making money off your friends is pretty shitty, any profits will be donated to the Peter Mayer Spokespeople Bike MS Team. This team is comprised of a group of 37 people (including Christine Moser and everyone's favorite French girl, easially beating out Audrey Tautou and Brigitte Bardot, Julie Hernandez, among others) who will be riding 150 human powered miles to bring awareness to multiple sclerosis. So not only are you eating a delicious crustaceans, but you're giving yourself good feels too!